morsking:
gee nasu how come both your chapters about king arthur have dealt with the evils of xenophobia rooted in the desire to maintain a cruel and fictitious ancestral domination of land hostile to even the life forms that attempt to perpetuate it
[at this point in the interview, the anthropomorphic mushroom author leaned into the microphone with a calm voice betrayed by an intense gaze, and commented the following]
“i was once served smack barm pea wet. the experience was so harrowing i was convinced it’s a dish that could only be blasphemously conceived in a nation antithetical to life itself. artoria is a hungry king and a gourmet because she embodies the ideal that, in the distant future, perhaps the british could finally craft a meal that isn’t a soul-razing calamity upon the tastebuds.”